I'm so sorry to hear about the news
Don't you worry
I'll buy us a bottle and we'll drink in the petrol fumes
I'm so sorry to hear about your world
Don't you worry
There's a gap in the fence down by the nature reserve
Hey such a lovely day such a lovely day
Such fun looking at the lovers in a lay by with my little one.
I'm so sorry to hear the news today
Don't you worry
There's been a speeding disaster so we'll go to the motorway,
I'm so sorry to hear about the scene,
Don't you worry,
Just put on your trainers and get out of it with me,
Hey, such a lovely day, such a lovely day,
Such fun, looking at the lovers in a lay-by with my little one.
Hey, such a lovely day, such a lovely day,
Such fun, looking at the lorries in the litter with my lovely one,
We could go dancing, we could go walking,
we could go shopping, we could keep talking,
we could go drinking, we could sit thinking,
we could go speeding, or we could go dreaming, see? oh hey...Hailie: Dick what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dick's gone crazy...
Verse 1
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly/what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?/Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall/ with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off/All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off/ before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all/blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?/Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dick's Lost It!!)
Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it/I think my dick's gone crazy / A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby/I think my dick's gone crazy / There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me/I think my dick's gone crazy/There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie/I think my dick's gone crazy
Verse 2
It's like my bitch always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you little bitchfucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'/…..uh, fuck that shit mother eat a bitchfuckin' dad, chew on a prick and lick/a million bitchfuckin' cocks per second, I'd rather put out a bitchfuckin' gospel record/I'd rather be a pussy whipped mother, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows/ q