At the old north pole
Got my rig all loaded with toys
Got a sack full of goodies
For good little girls and boys
Big dipper lookin' so bright
Milky way traffic is light
Got six tons of toys
For the girls and boys tonight
Got the same ol' sleigh
And good ol' reindeer power
Got no speed zones
Yeah we're makin' the zero hour
Everything lookin' so white
Housetop's comin' in sight
Got six tons of toys
For the girls and boys tonight
Well it's been a whole year
Since we've been down this way
Son on Christmas eve
We overload the sleigh
Everything will be alright
No I.C.C. in sight
Got six tons of toys
For the girls and boys tonight
It's down through the chimney
Where the soot is black as coal
Well I'll fill all the stockings
With as much as they can hold
The kids are sleepin' so tight
Better keep the ho ho light
Got six tons of toys
For the girls and boys tonight
Well I'm a little bit tired
But then I'm a little bit old
And if I close my eyes
The reindeer will know the way home
Well look what's comin' in sight
If you think that I'm happy you're right
Got six tons of toys
For the girls and boys tonight
Got six tons of toys
For the girls and boys tonight
Gor six tons of toys
Merry Christmas and good night
(Ho Ho Ho)Battery brides, ha ha have you ever tried
To break out of your waiting room
And find yourself a waiting groom
Ba ba ba ba battery brides
Ba ba ba ba battery brides
She left school with a million others
And worked in a store part time
She dreams of a husband and a lover
Doesn't realise she's on the production line of ...