Here in America,
Respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures
don't understand
We got this little rule
And it's called elbowroom
Pertaining to the special occupancy
You consume
If I'm in front of line,
Then you should stay behind
until I get my iceless soda.
It's such a simple thing
It's called first come first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet
I really don't deserve
In every region
It seems there's a legion
Of impatient close talking slime,
That cut in line.
Barge me with your walkin'
Spray me with your talkin'
I am the ambassador
I'll kick your assador
What's your affinity
for my vicinity?
There's plenty room here
In your country
It's just etiquette
to use deodorant.
Maybe smelling bad's
The way you choose to represent
Boozy and stinkin'
I smell what your thinkin'
I just need a little more space
Get out my face
Barge me with your walkin',
Spray me with your talkin'
Back the fuck up ass hole
Shut your bread & cheese hole
Tryin' to make myself clear,
Give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus,
I'll kick your royal highness
I'll see your euro-barge by friend,
And raise you one ugly american
In every region
It seems there's a legion
Of impatient close talking slime,
That cut in line.
Barge me with your walkin'
Spray me with your talkin'
Push you out of the way
Sock you in the pate'
Step right off you inbred,
Hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador;
of fuckin' kick your assadorWhen you're losin' direction
Baby you can depend on me
For a little love and affection
You can depend on me
If ya feel brokenhearted and you just can't get started
You can depend on me
Ya know it's never easy and when you're feelin' blue
There'll be times you feel so empty
Ya sometimes I feel it too
Like sister to brother - father to mother
We live for each other - we're lover to lover
As deep as an ocean - filled with emotion
I'm forever open - can't you see
Baby you can depend on me
Depend on me - depend on me
For someone to rely on and a shoulder to cry on
You can depend on me
If you're in need of some kindness
And you can't seem to find it
You can depend on me
Well there ain't no need to worry you know we'll get along
Those dark clouds may surround you
But together we'll be strong
Like sister to brother - father to mother
We live for each other - we're lover to lover
As deep as an ocean - filled with emotion
I'm forever open - can't you see
Baby you can depend on me
Depend on me - depend on me
Your love is a guiding light
I've been watchin' it shine - shine on baby
When hard times are all around
And there's miles and miles of dirty road - depend on me
There's no need to carry that heavy load - depend on me
When hope is gone and all is lost
Just reach out - take my hand
I'll be there - I'll be your man
Depend on me